Our young people are itching to come back. To marvel at Kjoseto. Since, hope is felt all over the country.

In 2024, we should go 33 years back. All the way to the first lesson in basic decency.

If there are no buses, take a taxi.

The people playing by their own rules are gone. Yet, there’s a new sheriff in town – Gashi.

We’ll replace your gang with our gang.

Fine. Seek out enemies. But, at least make sure you find them. Don’t adopt the approach of making the big revelation and then leaving others to figure things out.

The fight goes on, in holiday speeches. However, in reality, our young people are continuing the fight in countries that offer them a chance for a better life.

Why do we publish the names of the new directors of clinics, hospitals, and other public health institutions? So we’d know who to call if we need to pull some strings.

We had a special prosecutor who went down over purses and a sofa, and now we have an Anti-Corruption Commission that might go down due to cutting in line at border crossings.

His stomach hurt. If we weren’t in NATO, his head would’ve hurt and who knows what else. If the state existed at all.

How sweet it is when you blame others for your mistakes. And at the same time, you cling to the idea that no one will remember them.

It’s a “Mile, I have an idea!” type of situation.

The Americans want to save our Ohrid Lake. We don’t actually need saving. We don’t mind corruption

There’ll be a new Ministry of Declining Jurisdiction with a Deputy Prime Minister who’d lead the body for interdepartmental coordination of incompetence across all ministries and state and municipal institutions.

They should stop trying to pull the wool over our eyes by saying that the citizens voted for them because they wanted to have more ministers.

The Italian ribbon is small, and the name Macedonia is large

Which country? Whether North or not, at least Macedonia would ring in their ears.

The adjective “North” is a problem for you? Then choose what’s more important to you: the name, the language or the nation.

How many ambulances have we bought with the money for Eurovision?

Having such a great economic growth is really tough, we need to have some rest.

They’ve worn out the European idea and values with the nonsense they repeat, apparently in the name of the EU.

Thank you, SDSM, it took you just seven years to bring us to such a low point where VMRO talks about a proud Macedonia.

We haven’t finished ruining Ohrid, we haven’t saved ourselves from UNESCO despite our best efforts, but we’re determined to preserve the memories of “Golden Nightingale”

Luckily, Marjana appeared on screen

The circus is coming to town again. We used to get excited, but now we couldn’t care less.

The citizens are not important.

All those who need an ambulance, sorry. Don’t die yet. First, you need to vote.

Since we accept the abnormal as normal, perhaps that’s what we truly deserve.

Only America is afraid of corruption raging in Macedonia

I’m dying to know how many of the Macedonian MPs, apart from their regular and diplomatic passports, also carry their Bulgarian passports with them.

Let’s assume the passports we took out today will remain valid until 2034, but let’s also be prepared for the possibility that they may no longer be valid tomorrow.

What else are we in for if the party tells them if and when they can take sick leave?

Even if we were occupied, no matter which foreign government was in power, they would still issue us personal documents.

Well, that’s what you get when you take forming alliances as a need to be submissive.

Let’s enjoy our meal

So, even a plane can crash, but DUI mustn’t.

And for those of us who stayed: “Sorry for the delay, thank you for flying with us.”

The only ones who are not tired are the thugs. Unlike us, they haven’t lost their form in the marathon toward the EU. They keep giving speeches about how they’d bring young people back home. Why would they come back? To rejoice at Kjoseto?

With the 350,000 euros campaign “European future, closer than ever,” our Government seems to be punishing us for being stupid and for having stayed here, believing that we could make the EU back home.

The most terrible thing is that, instead of building a decent state, the government has led us to such a low point that the future of our state hinges on some amendment to the Constitution for an imaginary future in the EU.

Impunity isn’t an abstract concept or an empty phrase. Impunity is the murder of a child. Impunity in Macedonia now has a face and a name. Its name is Vanja.

Why tidy up if we’re not expecting guests over?

Was it a mistake to stay here? And are we making a mistake by trying to find a way for our children to hit the road in time?

They aim to please, they aim to slack off.

If they want to make reforms in line with European standards, who’s stopping them?

It’s truly incredible that in this country, which is rushing towards the EU at an unstoppable pace, those who are prosecuted are the ones who expose corruption, not the corrupt themselves.

We’re not Eurosceptics. We simply don’t allow the Government to underestimate our intelligence.

How can corruption disappear, when none of us, who cast our vote in elections, are bothered by it?

If we continue to pile up employees in the administration – we’ll be left without a state

We – with our good health, they – with their ill-gotten gains.

No struggle is more difficult than the reality we live in.

We can no longer even parody this situation, let alone seriously analyse it politically. 

The shame lies with them, not us.

Patients without medicine, students without textbooks, politicians without shame, citizens without integrity, the state without justice, nature without society… Happy holiday, Macedonia. I love you so much. But, I’m growing weary of you.

The most suspicious thing is that the Prime Minister is defending the tender procedure with arguments that are an insult to our intelligence.

We’ll change our Constitution. However, you need to guarantee that there won’t be a new veto from Bulgaria. That’s all we ask from the EU. And let’s bring this chapter to an end already.

There is an alternative no one offers – the alternative is honest governance.

Can bar owners who harass entire neighbours with loud music until dawn think for a moment that perhaps a neighbour who is a surgeon, kept awake all night, will have to operate on their loved ones the next day?

Of course we’ll change our Constitution, when have we not? But, will the EU change Bulgaria?

Since ministers mediated how much residents of Slupchane should pay for electricity, the Government should make the agreement public.

The U.S. Ambassador will have fun observing the corrupt institutions attempting to prosecute the very person who corrupted them in the first place

Let’s plunder whatever remains to be plundered

Well done to the government that wants us to associate it with bar owners who do as they please.

A left-wing government turned the church into a political heavyweight.

Merko having been put on USA's black list is the least of our problems. It is a much bigger problem that we are all on the black list of our own country.

Germany is extending a friendly gesture of support to Macedonia, within the same European Union where Macedonia has one enemy - its closest neighbour.

The next step will be for us to get medical treatment based on party membership. The non-affiliated had it coming.

So, the EU suddenly shows interest in us. They say they need us, but at the same time they don’t tell us when they’ll let us join them. Neither do they tell us if they’ll even let us join them.

Once we join the EU, we’ll live the way we used to in Yugoslavia.

“Visit Russia, before Russia visits you”.

Not only have they raised their salaries, but they don’t even know how much they’re earning. What kind of employee doesn't know how much they earn?

If weapons are that accessible to children, children are not the ones to blame.

Don’t worry, there are still cases whose statute of limitations needs to expire

Will the country’s stability be compromised if we find out how big the commission will be? Or who’ll take it?

Don’t rock the boat and just give them money. Lex specialis for Arachinovo

Why stop at rejoicing? We should applaud them. Since, they’re not only robbing us but also laughing in our faces.

This is not a case of theft by corruption. This is a massive robbery of the taxpayers.

Can our MPs pass the amendments to the Constitution, but for them to be valid from the day Bulgaria recognises Macedonians’ right to self-determination?

I couldn’t care less who’s coming. The real riddle is: Who’ll take the biggest commission of the motorway deal?

No one can touch you Nikolaaa, Nikolaaa…

They grabbed the story of European integration so they’d grab larger commissions.

If they start preaching about the fight against nepotism, you’d think, Jesus Christ – they’ll be the death of us. Death by laughter.

They promised they’d bring the EU home. They failed, so now they’re using the EU as a weapon in their clash.

What good is including Bulgarians in the Constitution if you can’t save 130 sick people?

Why are our authorities that nervous if they’ve had so much success on our way to the EU?

Even if we change our Constitution ten times and list every single Bulgarian by name and surname in the Preamble, Bulgaria won’t stop hindering our progress towards the EU.

The need for constitutional amendments is best justified with being subservient

European money for the adoption and the well-being of Macedonian dogs, Macedonian money for the adoption and the well-being of party pets.

Take deep breaths without airing the room

It’s difficult to survive in Macedonia on humour alone. 

No matter if they’re stealing in the name of Macedonianness or in the name of EU integrations, it’s all the same.

In this country, the only ones getting punished are the taxpayers who regularly pay their taxes and fines

Officials’ life is made difficult because our people corrupts them.

We’re not the ones who’ll bring Gruevski back.

With Japan’s help, Macedonia got a space programme as well.

Let life come.

Who should we call to change the system when even the Prime Minister has realised it’s no good? The new US Ambassador?

Our partisans are turning in their graves with such speed that we could generate electricity.

We’re building the railway, the railway is building us.

Give them money. And don’t touch the buttons.