THE PRE-ORDER FAIR

THE PRE-ORDER FAIR

1 Have you, by chance, heard of exclusive party stores where special prices are available only to members of VMRO-DPMNE and its coalition? If Prime Minister Mickoski and Minister of Finance Gordana Dimitrieska-Kochoska are trying to convince us that the standard of...
THE PRE-ORDER FAIR

BOGEYMAN

 1 Prime Minister Hristijan Mickoski claims that the local elections will be unsuccessful, pointing to the possibility of independent citizen lists being submitted with just two signatures. After the Assembly failed, even after having scheduled the elections, to adopt...
THE PRE-ORDER FAIR

HEY, CHIEF

1 Biljana Ivanovska, a candidate for mayor of the Municipality of Centar supported by “Independent Together,” was fortunate that the chief of police in Skopje wasn’t as zealous as the chief of police in Demir Hisar, so when two police officers showed up at her home at...
THE PRE-ORDER FAIR

MONUMENT TO STUPIDITY

1 In the Republic of Absurdistan, a blind man was driving a van when he hit a woman with his wing mirror and killed her, and while the accident was still under investigation, the police issued him a new driving licence, because the old one had expired at the time of...
THE PRE-ORDER FAIR

ARCHIVIST OFF TO THE BEACH

1 Next time you want to seek justice, when you want to file a complaint about something or report something to the inspectorates, make sure to first ask around whether the archivist responsible for receiving your request is on holiday. Or on sick leave. Or just on a...